JJMAN.org
LIVE Chat Session with VIPRE Security on March 26th 2009
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Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Lars'
Lars: hello
you: Howdy Larman.. :) I downloaded VIPRE Enterprise today and when I try to run it it gets to where its loading policies then it errors out and quits. I cant get it to work to try this software. any idears?
Lars: No Problamo, let me transfer you to support
Chat InformationPlease wait while I transfer the chat to 'Christen'.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Christen'
you: howdy there
Chat InformationPlease wait while I transfer the chat to 'Josh H'.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Josh H'
you: someone there?
you: Ive been transfered a few times :)
you: tap tap.... this thing on eh?
Josh H: Thanks
you: thanks? for what homie?
Josh H: Sorry about that, how may I help you?
you: yeah, listen willis, I installed this VIPRE Enterprise and when I try to run it it gets to loading policies then errors out and exits. any idears>?
you: I jsut dl it today and was wanting to try it out :)
you: you still there Freaky Jason? :) :)
Josh H: Yes.
you: koo :P im running XP PRO :)
you: why do you hate me? :(
Josh H: Ok, when loading the polices it crashes?
you: jep
you: error says CSE Administreation console has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience. :)
you: hello? are you in the wall?
Josh H: I'm sorry I have multiple chats going on.
Josh H: Do you get any kind of error message.
you: Ahh. I thought you wanted me to feel alone and sad or something
you: jah,. I just typed the error message
you: uhmm are you still talking to me or someone else now?
you: is there somene there with you?
you: can you type or they holding you for ransom?
you: hit the key once if you need help, and twice if you are ok
Josh H: What version of windows, are you using.
you: win 3.1
you: Maybe the Bob version also
you: not sure
you: are you on a porn chat site and cant talk to me? or MyBook or FaceSpace?
Josh H: I'm sorry.
you: hello pablo, you still there mang?>
you: how many people are you talking to anyhow?
you: you can tell me, we are friends now. I feel like I have known you for years and years with as much as we have talked and shared now.
Josh H: Which version of windows are you using>
you: Xp Pro my frang ":)
you: are you a real person? like a for real real one? or someone thats made up to look like a real person but really is just a script thats programmed to type once in awhile random sayings and questions?
you: Hey good news, I saw a dog today..
Josh H: yes
you: itw as a puppy
you: yes on which part, yes on a really real person or a yes on a script?
Josh H: When you restart the service.
Josh H: Have you tried restart the service.
you: no Ive not started or restarted the service
Josh H: Can you try that.
you: sure.. waht is the service name?
you: nm.. foundified it
you: ok.. I restared it..
Josh H: Now try to sign on.
you: ACK! now my machine wont run.. its locked up.. i wk as9e 32 f f lseer aosrye s a b ic a .. ..
you: wait there it goes.
you: ok I have restared the service and it still does not run
Josh H: Can you go into the polices folder.
you: Otay I am there homie g fly
Chat InformationPlease wait while I transfer the chat to 'Christen'.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Christen'
you: why does everyone there hate me? what have I done.
you: why wont you talk to me Christen? :(
Christen: Hello!
you: Hi there.
Christen: I'm going to be helping you out.. give me just a minute to look over what you and Josh have already done
you: thank you .. I seen where you came on then left before saying anything. it hurt my feelings some.
Christen: I'm sorry about that. The reason for that was I was in the middle of several other chats and was not able to give you the attention deserved at the moment. I apologize!
Christen: What is your name?
you: YOu can call me JJMAN if you wouldnt mind and if you like
you: hello? did you leave again? did my good friend Josh come over and is he there?
Christen: Give me just a moment please
Christen: I am still here
Christen: I'm reviewing your conversation with Josh
you: I am going to have to take a bathroom break soon. I am almost peeing its taking so long.
you: I dont konw if I can hold it much longer
you: it is comeing soon I can feel it
you: are you a girl or a boy computer helper person?
Christen: In order to assist you more efficiently, may I please have your name, company name, email address, and phone number?
Christen: I don't see how that's relevant
Christen: I'd like to help you resolve it, and in order to do so, I need more information
you: I jsut thought that after all we have been through it would help me some
Christen: To get this, we'll need to create a ticket and get logs
you: this is the first time intalling the software
you: first time running it too
you: and it blows up
you: and I have to go pee or ill progbably die or something
you: I dont see how my name, company name, email or phone number would be relevant
you: your software doesnt run/work is the reason I am chatting. that and I am lonely too. :(
you: I just wanted a friend that would help this software work.
you: no one will help me. im discriminated against or something
you: I must go now. I been here to long time.
you: are you going to say bye to me at least?
you: :(
Christen: Have a nice night
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
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