Howdy folks. I put together a list of Quotes from several other forums for your viewing pleasure without haveing to surf each and every forum. :)

JJMAN’s FAVORITE QUOTES
These are a few of my favorite quotes in no particular order except this first one from Doggy is my favorite.:)

DoggyDaddi – HardOCP – “Obviously, the card doesn't just beat the competition, it climbs out of your rig and butt-rapes it at will” “Can you imagine showing up at a bank teller with that and saying "gimme all the money or I'm going to explain in detail how I made this"”

PballPlayer - pbnation.com - "I modded my 7900GT for DX12. It is proof."

vinnie_scarecrow - pbnation.com - "How can it not be real, it has the amdti sli :)"

nazareth - wccftech.com - "*looks at picture*
*knows what common electrolytic capacitors look like*
*laughs hysterically*
25nm technology + made in china =
Is somebody actually trying to sell this crap on ebay?
EDIT
Looked on ebay...laughed some more!"

Mr.Furious - dawggpownd.net - ""When techs get bored..."
Anything else???"

DarKWater - mybroadband.co.az - "I wanna overclock it"

LabAnimal - mybroadband.co.az - "LOL I bet you don't need a monitor to see this graphics card preform The fireworks should be fantastic to say the least........ "

neillyb - gumpcom.com - "And it's about time they made use of the crono-synklastic enfadebulum! Such wasted potential on current GPUs."

Ghost_II - extremeoverclockers.com - "I thought it was funny, it was even better when I showed the review to my NVidia fan boy friend and watched him almost start crying before he realized it was fake. "$250 DOLLARS?!!? WHAT THE F! 32k IN '06?!?! HOW...""

greg - imgoingin.co.uk - "Looks a little slow for my liking. :)"

tootall4wsu - pcpitstop.com - "That is crazy. I was reading it and I was in complete disbelief. I know that an agp 2x card cannot be that good! LOL"

JOOPninja - gumpcom.com - "It looks like a Decepticon "

sniperkiller - trap17 - "it looks like i ran into his trap heh, man that guy is gonna pay for it" (JJMAN that is :)

TheGreatGrapeApe - TomsHardware - "I think AMD used their friendship with nV to get some cross-licensing agreements. Notice they also got CineFX."

jay - incrysis.com - "someone in my class still believes it's real. he studies informatics ffs XD"

Crixx_Creww – carigamers.com – “some noobs must be like yeah yeah i know what a fisyfious bysyferoan does!! lol lol”

BIOHazard87 – extremeoverclocking – “wtf so where is the link to the 3dmark validation”

Training-Name – bwhacks.com – “I wonder if it comes with a fighter jet?”

InfestedScapegoat – incrysis.com – “For a second I was like, WTF!?!?! But, then a little something called common sense kicked in :p”

SBB – dameet.co.uk – “It comes with your own personal copy of Scotty to waffle on about its warp core”

Anl C0k – Slashdot – “Shame about the fillrate and lack of unified shaders :( Quake 7 is so going to rape it.”

Jozeph78 – Slashdot – “yes, but will it run duke nukem forever?
Yes, provided no ill side affects from the vapor.”

Nerdz – pcapex – “that card has everthing Except USB 4.0....I mean yea, theres USB 3.141592654 on the card, But thats WAY too slow...”

Gzim – pcapex – “Man Nerdz, I can't keep up with you, I'm left in the dust with my USB 6.62 × 10-34”

MTX – xbitlabs – “The artical would have been funnyer if it wasn't mostley made up of purvauldously meaningless envented doxciastiche words with otharwise horibal speling. Haven't people ever heard of proof-reading?”

Pfunkman – HardOCP – “Fisyfious BySyferoan. J Next time someone i know calls with a computer question im going to tell them thier Fisyfious BySyferoan is shot”

Gmoney42392 – HardOCP – “this will run sooooooooo well on my octacore proc, 32gb of quad-channeled ram, and evga 960i mobo. FEAR ME!!1!!!1!!1!1!!!1!11!11!!!1!! !!!1!!11!!!1!1!!!”

Viper87227 – HardOCP – “Screw that thing... I'll wait for a refresh so they can get the bugs worked out.”

AMD_Rules – HardOCP – “i shall have to test this in Octo SLI with 89,00GB of Memory”

DuDeofWo! – elitebatards – “The Interocitor filters sold me.
Man I can't wait to stick that in my rig!
How much is it again and when's it available? AGP2 all the way!”

CHECKUP – HardOCP – “If u can get the price down to $1.98 i think u got a winner.”

Kook – rtscommunity – “I was like "That should be like a kerjergillion dollars"”

Xion X2 – nvnews – “Actually, guys, those are all the res's combined into one super galactic globular godhating no-graphics fearin gigabit-gigahertz eating graphics machine. 8800GTX = pwnd. For the freakin win ATIMD!!!!!1“

Unhappy_meal – ONSCENTRAL – “Whatever a Fisyfious BySyferoan is, I must have one”

Ragster128 – Rage3d – “That monster looks like a few of my old dial up modems mashed together”

Alyarbank – TomsHardware – “This card is so powerful you don't need a computer, infact benches show a PC may slow it down by 25%”

Dade_0182 – TomsHardware – “Yeah, I can already see all the wannabe noobs complaining that TD, zipzoomfly and Newegg don't have it yet. ”

RocketRobin – TomsHardware – “I've heard that the 3DFX Voodoo7 is a a LOT faster, due to it's 10THz sodium/laser cooled processor.”

Chil – TomsHardware – “Oh my god! That thing has wires sticking out of it! It's gotta be a bomb!
Alert the Boston Bomb Squad! Terrorists are trying to take over the internet!”

Aishitexq – VRZONE – “Think when this come out.. 8800GTX will cost $50 brand new..”





MAD VIEWERS

Starwardskid91 - Devhardware.com - "need I to say what the !*ck is with this bu!$!*it You came by here to post some s@%t like that? and 30 000 in 3d mark?? Like what 3d mark you talking about 3dmark 92?"

Cy - Devhardware.com - "AGP-2? Do you think that could slip pass you? DDR5 come on, every thing in that list is like +2.
Go to 3dmark 06 and look it up, not there.
This is Total B.S."

Parge – TomsHardware – “Im sorry, but thats blatently ****, as soon as I read the word DX12 I knew it was made up.”

---Thermypoo had it out for me from the beginning.---

Thermo – Sharky’s – “Why come here and post that without a disclaimer. You already posted it elsewhere and been trounced for the misrepresentation. Where is the photo of the card? It seems to be missing. Was it too hard to photoshop a whole card? You must be a real piece of work............”

Thermo – Sharky’s – “If you are going to post fake bench numbers, you should tell people that they are fake. I guess the picture of the card is one of the small red x's I see where perhaps some pictures should be. But you've been so nice about this, I forwarded your review to AMD's corporate offices. As for trolling, isn't that what you are doing posing that fake test site here. 5 posts in three years...really...did you think we would fall for it?”

Thermo – Sharky’s – “He tried to pass this off over at EOC and was basically told about the error of his ways. So then he comes over here and tries it again. Only difference is its in the OT forum. “
“I've looked at the site with three browsers, and I have yet to see a pix of the card.”
Thermo – Sharky’s – “But it is not on the page that you linked us to, and it is not on either ot the pages that the linked page leads to. So the three pages in question do not show the obviously faked card. I can only think that this was intentional, and very deceptive.

You should be ashamed of yourself. Putting a fake bench mark on a pseudo performance web site, then spamming it on other performance oriented websites.”

"JJMAN-Uhmm I am not sure why he got so angry and had issues finding the pictures of this card or even finding "any" humor in it. Hard telling. :)"



TROUBLE FINDING PAGE 3
"This might be part of why Thermo from Sharky's was so upset with me. Since he actually had to turn the knob to open the door instead of an automatic door opener could have been why he didn't like me, my review, the card or life itself. Could be. :)"


Fazerboy - gumpcom.com - "lol i never seen the 3rd page, soon as i seen the card it looked DIY lol , had me going though ! lol"

PE2 - incrysis.com - "LOL! I didn't realize there were pictures until Mocib pointed it out :P"

Short_Y – incrysis.com – “yeah! and they usually show a picture of the card! which they didn't”

Sparky – pcapex – “Wheres the screenshots? Wheres the pictures of the card itself?” “I wanna see actual screenshots of 3dmark, actual pictures of the card itself (not just the core). Call me spoiled but when something "supposedly" big happens like this, I like to see some real proof.” “Once again....I did. Not trying to be negative but if all of your review is true than why arent there screenies, full shots of the card? Unless this is all just a joke to get me to smile.”

Mjstaib – TomsHardware – “Yeah, it gets really obvious when they have a link to page 2 but not page 3.”

Thermo – Sharky’s – “Which page is it on? General location as in above or below what.”

Thermo – Sharky’s - So the three pages in question do not show the obviously faked card” “JJMAN Note - I don’t think he ever did find how to use his browser. J”

Thermo – Sharky’s – “The picture is not in the content that you linked us too. You must have assumed that we would browse your entire site and see it then. Now really, why would we browse your site after seeing that you fake benchmarks. Who knows what is real and what is not.” “JJMAN Note – Still don’t think he found it. J




DID NOT ENJOY READING
"Some people just did not like this review. :) To bad to since I had a great time creating/makeing it. :)"

MM-K - rage3d.com - "Lame?"

Richdog - extremeoverclockers.com - "death next time you post a lame-*** thread like this in this section you'll be more restricted that Herman Goerings lederhosen. (Closed the topic)

skilltim - extremeoverclockers.com - "JJMAN, What is the point of your work? If anything it could be considered art. Although, as we all know, art is about as useful as a pogo stick on a frozen lake! Seriously, try contributing to the world in a meaningful sense."

booyaka - imgoingin.co.uk - "what is that all about - looks like a crock of s!%t to me!"

mixer - gamevn.com - "Faked Review
Topic Closed..................."

XT-ChAce – extremeoverclocking – “It's pretty obvious they meant it to be a spoof... I mean... Anyone with half a brain can see the pic is horse**** (the pic has both a VGA and DVI while specs say 2 DVI, morons), the specs are bull**** (it says AGP2x and not AGP2) and the benches are cowpoo (CPU limited?).”

Pcduster – extremeoverclocking – “why, oh why, is this in the news section?”

Dopesmoker – bwhacks.com – “I demand a link to whomever wasted there time on this”

Gamepin126 – bwhacks.com – “This supposed to be funny?”

Zboater – gamespot – “I want my mouse click back...”

Ch5rickards – gamespot – “What a load of crap. I can't believe I just waisted my time.”

Flclisgreat – xtremesystems – “and you bumped my thread down for this? thanks”

Sparky – pcapex – “Its all just a big fun hoax. I dont think its much fun though, call me scrooge. Go away, run along troll.”

THRiLL KiLL – pcapex – “wow. and you expect us to belive that this is real?
on your site you have no other reviews. What would make your webiste stand out enough, to get a top line card?”

Andrewr05 – OverclockersClub – “I fail to see any humor in that what so ever....
MEH”

Rabidmoose171 - Sharky’s – “It is obviously a joke, it isn't very funny,”

Obi_Kwiet – hardOCP – “That was childish.”

Seraph – elitebastards – “i want my 3.5 minutes back...”

DanTheBanjoman – techpowerup – “Moved to general nonsense, that's where threads like this belong.”

Lord Extelleron – rtscommunity – “So fake it's not even funny.”

Vanilla querilla – HardOCP – “that review is a load of crap.”





ENJOYED READING
"The ones that "DID" enjoy it made it all worth the whole thing to make it and set it up."

DiaBlo666 - rage3d.com - "almost fall off my chair!! ROLFMAO! hahaha! nice find!! +rep"

Mustang7302 - pbnation.com - "It took me a minute or so to realize the in no way shape or form could something like this be real... Props to the guy for make such an elaborate "review""

towlie - wccftech.com - "this totally sucks ...... it doesnt even have a pre-regulation destroyer class solid fuel recoil booster ....."

javelin - wccftech.com - "Cyclonic V series Collinator
Video refresh Action coils ... Takes the Cake Though"

UNODIR - dawggpownd.net - "HAHAHAHAH That is the biggest load of #OOPS# I ever seen- Cool as hell tho awwyeah
Good find Diablo.. Needed a Chuckle
HAha I really loved the USB Connector (Or is that PS2) on the BAck and the Audio Dongle on the front- Classic"

UNODIR - dawggpownd.net - "When they got to that Benchmark for "Rancor Killers" I knew it was a load, then when I caught that Screenshot of the Card.... Pricelesss"

lilbrummy87 - carrolltoncasemods.com - "thats just funny s!%t right there"

Teknician89 - carrolltoncasemods.com - "Hahaha, yea. Wow, the person did a good job with a burnt video card. LOL. Shoot, now I got the office in a buzz about this."

dunkellic - ingoingin.co.uk - "wait, is this an amd made gpu or did they somehow turn a cpu into a gpu??
edit: rofl, okay, this is a selfmade gpu (gpu turned cpu) - impressive"

Gunner002 - gameon.co.uk "LOL it looks like half of a mother board and a GFX card glued together good joke!!"

phunky - gameon.co.uk - "wtf!
edit
Rofl, until i saw the board i thought wow - good joke"

ChrisRam - realworldbenchmarks.com - "That was great! Didn't that make one of the pages in a magazine?"

archnaid - Devhavdware.com - "Haha :)"

justin3680 - Devhardware.com - "my fav is the 25nm ...this is almost as good as a dude saying he overclocked his PIII to 30.00GHz"

Snod - Devhardware.com - "I think it's awesome all the same. More coils is definitely the future! They look cool and I for one definitely don't understand how they work"

Stang - Devhardware.com - "totally awesome!
If only Nvidia had the video refresh action coils they wouldn't get owned in the benchmarks"

flewpastu - pcpitstop.com - "i like the AMDTI SLI Technology the best"

Stoobsie - gumpcom.com - "ha nice one"

DJ_Evil - gumpcom.com - "That was funny"

R300King! - rage3d.com - "I got a good laugh out of this I must say."

Antimerc191 - incrysis.com - "Lol, man it was a joke.... a very well constructed joke :P"

Dunkellic – imgoingin.co.uk – “rofl, okay, this is a selfmade gpu (gpu turned cpu) – impressive”

[X]-Baego – carigamers.com – “LOL @ AGP2 Express and everything else. Good Lord, I needed this laugh oui.”

Crixx_Creww – carigamers.com – “lol ok admittedly that ish is funny lol”

Doger_666 – extremeoverclocking – “that was funny.”

Gunner002 – gameon.co.uk – “LOL it looks like half of a mother board and a GFX card glued together. J good joke!!”

Phunky – gameon.co.uk – “Rofl, until i saw the board i thought wow - good joke”

Section8 – pcpitstop – “That made me laugh for a second. Then I thought wow this guy has a lot of spare time and I laughed some more”

Chiups – bwhacks.com – “Lol that funny as hell.”

Jay – incrysis.com – “those pics never get old :D”

CryingForCrysis – incrysis.com – “lol... The pictures are awesome, I lol'ed. WOWO!! I gotta get me one of those!11!!!!”

Sent – incrysis.com – “no seriously thats hilarious”

Mocib – incrysis.com – “The card pics are simply hilarious :D”

Soul8103 – guru3d – “This was awesome..., kudos to the person that made it. Still wasnt 1 rofl”

A M D BugBear – guru3d – “The most craziest thing I have ever seen for a video card review LOL.” “Joke wise I give it 5/5 stars. ^^”

Luvabud – guru3d – “Thats quality man, makes the 1950XTX look like an old ATI rage hehe”

^Son_Gokou08 – guru3d – “LOL that made my day.”

Ssjkev16 – guru3d – “hehe.... what an awesome joke,”

Llerenaprincipe – guru3d – “its so cool that someone took the time to make this "card"”

Swiftly718 – guru3d – “HAHA, that was a good laugh for me”

Dsey – guru3d – “Haha best thing I've seen today.”

Hilbert Hagedoorn – guru3d – “Now that's a classic; I just love what they did here ! J heheh !”

Flibble – dameet.co.uk – “That's awesome!”

DeeJayInphinity – gamespot – “lmfao. I love that video card.”

Ch5richards – gamespot – “What a load of crap. I can't believe I just waisted my time.” “LOL i didn't go past the first page the first time, I did not see the pictures. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is sorta funny. It made me chuckle.”

GeordiE – oap-clan – “OMFG, that is hillarious mate........brilliant, ave some K's

Teroedni – xtremesystems – “Great review:P Ohh #OOPS# what i laughed when i saw this picture”

Projext vegas – pcapex – “Well thanks for posting it i know i enjoyed it but i really loved that robot computer you built. J excellent job”

BigAkita – pcapex – “I like the pic.”

THRASHER2 – pcapex – “That Pic is Priceless!!”

Spookmineer – silentpcreview – “The FPS charts made me laugh”

MonkRX – xbitlabs – “ROFL. Great thing to laugh at. I love that reviewer too. Lovely comments.”

<R.t..>^>Fusionc – xbitlabs – “Love it, its HILARIOUS.”

Darth Bobo – HardOCP – “Still laughing!”

Trackstar23 – HardOCP – “Ill admit I busted out laughin' when I saw the link”

Proxy – HardOCP – “That link made me lawl...”

L3ender – HardOCP – “Ha, that's a good find. Will be passing it along to other friends.”

Dark Prodigy – HardOCP – “I'm glad you cats recognized this as just something to make you laugh...because when I saw it, I darn sure did..”

Daemionsos – HardOCP – “funny This whole thread is making me crack up J”

Lillimon04 – HardOCP – “im sorry but i found it hilarious.” “lol i didnt even see the pics!! lol this is like the best card ever!! Lol”

Steffato – TomsHardware – “By far the best article the last years!! Can't stop laughing ”

Pauldh – TomsHardware – “I had(am having) alot of laughs, I'm sure others did too. Just think how many folks would have been buying up AMDTI stock had you done this during the week. Yeah, the pics were a work of art. What a fun read they were.”

Dean7 – TomsHardware – “It sure made me laugh. I read it at work, and I was laughing my a$$ off so hard people probably think I'm crazy now.”
Epikz – OverclockersClub – “LOL AMDTI FTMFW!!!!!! funny people”

Kash – OverclockersClug – “HAHAHA That was hilarious”

Kaotao – TomsHardware – “Thanks, that was a good chuckle...”

PCAnalyst – TomsHardware – “That was a good laugh I must say... ***wipes sweat from brow***”

Dean7 – TomsHardware- “Ape, holy crap... that was one of the funniest articles I have read in a long time.”

Gollum – VRZONE – “LOL d@mn funny.”

Bastion – TomsHardware – “HAHA I cound not stop laughing the dialup modem with USB support was classic. So foreal anyone know when newegg will get this? ”

Recreational_user – TomsHardware – “JJMAN and TheGreatGrapeApe, you remind me of why I need to get to the forums more often. Excellent work, but sad that it didn't last longer! JJMAN, that board is something else. It must have been fun seeing how much fit on there. My favorite part is the "Video Refresh Action Coils" and the caps sticking out of the RAM. Classic!”

Avedis – ONSCENTRAL – “The picture of the card is definitely a laugh. It looks like someone soldered a bunch of old radio parts on to a spare board. Gotta get me one of those Coolinators!!!”

Bala – Invisionfree – “Nice joke on that page... ;)”

JesterOnYEr6 – amd – “Pretty funny”

Shabby – nvnews – “Thats gold”

Loafer87gt – nvnews – “ROFL - good stuff.”

JC316 – techpowerup – “LOL, thats funny as h511”

Ad_Inquiry – elitebastards – “While I was reading the article I was running google searches on "Fisyfious BySyferoan" and other similar names. When I didn't return even one match I was like, 'Woah. This IS cutting edge technology.'
hahahaha nice joke.”





EXCITED READERS
"Some fellas got a little excited about it all. To bad this card really isn't real."

iBangHomie - pbnation.com - "only $299 for the new AMDTI-Force/FX 12000???????????????"

imadsani - wccftech.com - "HOLY S!%T .. is this a one time thing or are they going to produce it ???"

FireFox71 - dawggpownd.net - "Holy %!*-ng overkill, Batman eek"

fade - tnpklan.com - "Ouch!!! What the heak is that!!! Somethings wrong with that picture, looks like technology is taking us for more money again!"

Bobster - gameon.co.uk - "oh man that had me in stitches!"

SaxMan – carigamers.com – “WTMC!!!!!
O_o
The WHOLE WORLD will bow before me When I get this card!!!!”

De- - bwhacks.com – “I dont even know what the **** that **** is on, but holy **** that video card? is a tank.”

Robert Harp – incrysis.com – “FRIGGIN AMAZING!!!!!!” “ Wanna know something pathetic? I JUST figured out that it was a fake.”

[AwK]CRAZYCANUCK – awklan.com – “SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!”

Samulies – gamespot – “HOLY CRAP MAN! LOOK AT THOSE FPS!! like 400 FPS on DOOM 3 maxed out! WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! and its so much cheaper then then 8800gtx at about 1/2 the price!! HOLY POO POO WOW”

Mr_DeGriz – oap-clan – “for a minute was sat looking down at me 8800 thinking "Oh No, Pwnd" then saw the picture and p1ssed meself!!”

Vlad 13 – HardOCP – “molther fu**in ROFL!!!”

Xer0 POINT Xer0 – HardOCP – “WHY? WHY? WHY CANT IT BE REAL? [falls to knees and crys]”

Billdcat4 – TomsHardware – “I believe that was the first time I had an orgasm merely by looking at pictures of ATI's new card!”

Flybye – ONSCENTRAL – “HAHAHA
My lower jaw was breaking a hole through the floor till I saw the #OOPS# card itself LOL.
Losers”

ONER – nvnews – “WOWZER!!!! Holy freakin' guacamole!!!! No way is it that fast.”

Maverick – rtscommunity – “i almost creamed my pants when i saw this LOL... if this is true, which it almost most certainly is... WOWOWOWOOWow ATI wow ur my new best friend lol”





FUNNY REVIEWS
"Only a couple found it the funniest spoof. :)"


Bananabox – TomsHardware – “this is the funniest spoof ever.”

Purecain – extremeoverclocking – “spoof of all spoofs lol, i'm thinking dx12 'really' lol. the pic if the card is the funniest bit....”





THE FORUM INFORMERS
"These fellas wanted to assure there buddies that this was a spoof and not real and they did not want them or there pals to look bad for not knowing the difference. Some just wanted to speak there words of wisdom. :) "

Bob Bobbles - rage3d.com - "guys im pretty sure thats not real"

XT-ChAce - extremeoverclockers.com - "It's pretty obvious they meant it to be a spoof... I mean... Anyone with half a brain can see the pic is horse**** (the pic has both a VGA and DVI while specs say 2 DVI, morons), the specs are bull**** (it says AGP2x and not AGP2) and the benches are cowpoo (CPU limited?)."

Aurhininus - imgoingin.co.uk - "it's a piss take, it is not real"

n1hilist - mybroadband.co.za - " Default
"ONE LAST TIME!!!
The card is real. I built it myself using all kinds of parts from whatever I could find and soldered them to this video card. The benchmarks are NOT REAL and the card does NOT WORK. This is just a GAG POST but its intended to make someone Smile and or Laugh at the pictures of this silly looking card. Enjoy ""

praet0r - gumpcom.com - "Read the bottom of the third page. This card isn't real, it's a wind up. GUTTED"

Eggenberg – imgoingin.co.uk – “Fake-@ss!“

Evilscout73 – bwhacks.com – “Please do not tell me you are falling for this. Come on, why in the world would there be capacitors in the middle of the 3gigs of ram on a single chip? Let alone have network and usb ports that will be on the inside of the case.”

SC-Modder – bwhacks.com – “It is obviously a joke. If you aren't convinced, try explaining what the modem ports attached to the card are for.”

Xenon_warrior – awklan.com – “after a bit of re-search, unfortunately that card is a spoof. newegg has nothing like this and why would amdti put a intel chip on their stuff? this one really had us searching. unfortunately it does not exist. sorry all”

KuBi – trap17 – “Oh CMON! Just read the article posted in the first post and it's obvious that it's fake! Look at the pictures. Identify some of the parts.
1) Phone Ports(????)
2) Sound Ports that don't even lead outside to were you can plug speakers in(Very effective!)
3) USB Ports.....Just incase you need a place to put your mouse.
4) Crono-skylastic what?
5) http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?...N82E16814161025 - It's not the same thing, btw the reviews are the same. It's obvious they just photoshoped this.
Besides the 3GB RAM card that this this comes with attached to it, it's completely real though! /sarcasm

Osknockout – trap17 – “It's a fake. How can you have a 25nm card when Intel just went to 45nm? That's nearly impossible for AMD to pull off.
Let me look it up right now. Yeah. Complete fake. Check out Google for 'AMDTI-Force/FX 12000'.
Nada from AMD itself.”

Havokie – guru3d – “Are you telling me people saw that picture and STILL thought it was real?!”

Wesker776 – gamespot – “Total and utter BS.

DDR5? DX12 capable? $300? AMD's 25nm process?”

MrWizard6600 – HardOCP – “hahahaha wait, some of you guys are taking this seriously?”

Domini – HardOCP – “you'd have to be an idiot to believe that was real.”

Dahak – TomsHardware – “Biggest pile of malarky I've seen yet.roflmao.If any of you actually believe this card exists,you need to see a shrink.Damn what people will do to fool with peoples heads these days.Later all.”

Tipoo – TomsHardware – “has anyone read to the last page? look
Quote:
p.s. IF YOU HAVE READ THIS FAR then you would KNOW by now this is totally a joke.

Kobim – TomsHardware – “as fake as it can be!”

Hawke – ONSCENTRAL – “joke”

DeadSlash – ONSCNETRAL – “Who fell for this? lol@you!”

Peerless_One – ONSCENTRAL – “Yes, this is positively not a real leak. Looks to me that someone out there is just trying to hype the new cards that will be released in the coming months.”

RejZor – nvnews – “One R600 faster or even as fast as 2x 8800GTX ? Not a chance...”

Jdwoods – TeamATI – “Writer admits the article is fake.”





APPRECIATIVE VIEWERS
"Thanks fellas. You all made it worth it all as well."

Lacostiade - TomsHardware - "Man that fake review of yours was fantastic, and I praise you for that, nice to know that we now have a guy with this sense of humour at TG forums."

CyCLONE – incrysis.com – “Well done man, the whole "3 pages idea" helps, because most people just read the first one, or occasionly 2, for the info.”

Spookmineer – silentpcreview – “you have been pretty creative with the card!”

Jongalt26 – digg – “Haha Awesome Bro!
Thanks for the laugh JJ!”

Blunc – TomsHardware – “JJMAN, that is a masterpiece. My hat's off to you.”

Pauldh – TomsHardware – “Thanks for putting all the time into it. Anyone who took offense, as TheGreatGrapeApe said, must have been initially fooled and reacted in anger when they realized it.”

TheGreatGrapeApe – TomsHardware – “Yeah well done, and thanks again for the work.”

Verndewd – TomsHardware – I think you really have outdone yourself with this.The whole card was a great newb detector;I was looking for your handiwork ,slop solder and that,couldnt see any Wink nice. Great sham job really! funny shyt!





PHOTOSHOP CRITICS
"There was more people then not that thought my photoshop sillz sawked. Sorry but I only used mspaint for the entire thing. :)"


STEvil – xtremesystems – “anyone ever tell you your photochop skills suck?”

Slaymate – pcapex – “Everything looks Photoshop'ed to me. Were's the mirror like finish.”

THRiLL KiLL – pcapex – “next work on your photoshop skills.. or learn how to make a chart.”

International – VRZONE – “The benchmarks are dodgy as lol...all shopped with very bad skills lol~”

Someone actually said I had "good" photoshop skillz but I can't find it no where and do not remmber the site. So 1/7 is not that great. :) hehe




PEOPLE THOUGHT I HAD ALOT OF TIME TO WASTE
"Mostly people thought I had alot of time to blow. Actually I spend 90% of my awake time hurrying to work, hurrying to get work done, hurrying to get home, hurrying to eat, hurrying to spend time with my family, hurrying to sleep so I can hurry and get up to hurry again. When I started this project (It turned into one that is) it actually took me away for a few hours from "ALL" worries and I wasn't hurrying to do nothing but just having fun makeing this silly card. Well worth it to "me" I must say. :)"

javelin - wccftech.com - "This guy had a lot of time to think this over"

metamorph8 - vr-zone - "haha that guy has way too much time on his hands."

Section8 – pcpitstop – “Then I thought wow this guy has a lot of spare”

Dopesmoker – bwhacks.com – “well, someone has to much time on there hands then”

Spikep – guru3d – “Somehow i reckon someone got carried away ...........and has way too much time on their hands.”

[S8NIST] – VRZONE – “HAHA. its a mini pc...... lol this guy must have a lot of time to waste J”

Agarath – elitebastards – “someone ought to take away that guys super glue...hes had to much to sniff.”






SPELLING THE RANKOR KILLERS WRONG
"I know that Rancor is spelled that way but the game that ships with the AMDTI-Force/FX 12000 is Rankor. My version of the spelling that is."


Nattcoz – silentpcreview – “They could have at least used ATi terminology instead of nVIDIA... or spelled Rancor correctly.”

Suibhne – ONSCENTRAL – “Still, I can't wait to play "The Rankor Killers" (even if they did spell "rancor" incorrectly)"






EXCITED ABOUT TELLING HIS PALS I GOT ROASTED
"This little fella couldn't wait to tell his clan that the dude that posted this card got roasted. He enjoyed it in fact he had to say it 2 times in 2 different post on the same page. :) hehe I thought it was funny myself."


Grizz – Invisionfree – “THE GUY GOT ROASTED FOR FAKING A REVIEW, HERES THE REAL LINK SAYING ITS FAKE - (Linked to Sharky's)”

“ did you guys read the original thread, the guy that posted that got SO roasted!”





THE FLUX CAPACITOR
"Man I couldn't believe how many people asked (even here at work) where the Flux Capacitor was. The 'next' version will have one of these you can bet. Maybe 2 of them even. :)"

SLI_Fallen - rage3d.com - "..Of course it would take more than 1.21 jiggawatts to surpass the 425 bungholiomarks of this card!"

ADVERSiTY - rage3d.com - "Rendering at 88 FPS with the required 1.21 jiggawats may result in time travel?"

therock16 - rage3d.com - "Just needs a flux capacitor :)"

Bobster - gameon.co.uk - "forgot the flux capacitor :)"

wdeydwondrer - pcpitstop.com - "nor would it look like something from the 80's back to the future, lol"

JJMAN - pcapex.com - "p.s. the flux capacitor was out of stock so I went with the Crono-Synklastic Enfadebulum instead. Works like a charm "

Bobster – gameon.co.uk – “forgot the flux capacitor”

Evilscout73 – bwhacks.com – “the only thing this is missing is the Flux Capacitor.”

[FTB]Booti – dameet.co.uk – “just needs a flux capacitor”

Gzim – pcapex – “Where is the flux capaciter? My nVidia 88888888GTSXT PE has solid state flux capaciters from NeoJapan.”

Simpson5774 – HardOCP – “Secure your plutonium now people.”

Proxy – HardOCP – “I guess if this is real then I need to go invest in a Flux Capacitor,”

Trimlock – HardOCP – “Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark_Warner Brent, you are forgetting one important point about the Flux Capacitor: It only engages when the tips of the blue cooling fan are running at 88 miles per hour, or 44 in SLI.
and hit by lightning”

Commander HK47 –HardOCP – “The "Glue Project" on page one is cool looking as it is the extreme spoof of SFF computing . However i see from a novice engineering prospective a fualt with its design that being the lack there of any (EMRFI) shielding, so it wouldn't matter how many "Flux Compositors" they strap onto it”

Brent Justice – HardOCP – “I've been given the green light to discuss one feature which wasn't talked about in the article, there is a special capacitor onboard.

This video card supports a "Flux Capacitor", this allows the video card to render frames that are in the future and stores them in a special "Temporal Buffer" (TB) and then is able to simply display the frames in order from the buffer, this allows what they are calling EFFPS, "Extremely Fast Frames Per Second" which is a key new feature.
We will be testing this on the new Dell 8807 WFP, 88" LCD.”

Mark Warner – HardOCP – “Brent, you are forgetting one important point about the Flux Capacitor: It only engages when the tips of the blue cooling fan are running at 88 miles per hour, or 44 in SLI.”

R_Nilla – Anandtech – “Was a DeLorean used in obtaining this card?”

Aevum – techpowerup – “the intnvidia 9950 GTX Ultra in oxagonal sli can render Duke nukem forever at 1920x1200 at 850FPS and has a flux capacitor to stablize current”






CARD COSMETIC COMMENTS
"Most thought it was ugly but what can you expect from an 'engineer sample card'? hehe

Thien2810 - rage3d.com - "LOL SySTaX3r, your card really looks kinda frankenstein! :)"

jam2k - rage3d.com - "LOL that looks like s$#!"

international - vr-zone - "I thought it looked very FUGLY"

Sky - HardOCP - "LMAO that card looks so lame."

swiftly718 - guru3d.com - "But... but... that card looks so uber, I must buy one. "

PowerChucker - pcpitstop - "no card manufacturer would make a card that ugly! lol"

SailentShado – extremeoverclocking – “The card looked comPLETEly ******ed, LMAO”

Jang_nara – gamespot – “boo... the card is looks ugly...”

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Hey great. I'm glad you got something out of it because its all about the information anyway. :) I wish I had more information to put on here but alas I'm only one person and I no one has much use for overclocking or vmodding much these days. Plus I'm just out of ideas and money so I can't just tear apart new stuff to see how well she does. :)

Glad you made it to my site and feel free to post whatever you like as long as its clean of course. :)

Take care and Welcome to JJMAN.org ! :)

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