Howdy fellas! I'm glad someone got something out of the fake review. I appreciate all the comments except those that want to stalk me. :P
hehe People either liked it OR they hated it and hated me for making it. I don't know why but the ones that expressed dislike and got offended by it got defensive and went on the offensive and attacked me on the forums for being a retard. I even had one fellow Attack me from one forum, follow me to another forum to display his dislike in me and my credentials since he couldn't scroll to the right and see the actual pictures of the card.

Anyhow the few questions people have asked me.

1. "Why make this stupid thing?"

Why not. I was thinking of how graphics are always coming out and someone always wants to make love to it so I thought why not make a graphics card that is so out there by looks and synthetic scores that the card will actually make love to you. :P Besides it was really fun soldering all that crap on the thing. And really fun making the review up. It wasn't just easy to come up with some of the wording and totally NOT REAL words to make that review work at all. By the way "The Rankor Killers" is totally fake. I made up the game that ships with this card. I had one fellow said I could have at least spelled it right. Well I did.. This game is Rankor NOT Rancor :) A fake game for a fake card for a fake review. It was and obvious choice to help the review smile even bigger....maybe it did or maybe it didn't. Either way it was fun because I bet there are several Google searches in order for that game alone. :)

2. "Why try and fool people with the stupid thing that isn't real then?"

Well Why not? I mean every time something comes out people flock to it and ooh and ahh over its marvel and its talked about for ages. I created that card for my own enjoyment to share with others at my work and home life. I then (2 months after building it) thought I would make a fake review that any person that actually works on computers would know it wasn't real and would really laugh or even smile about it. I made it to fool mostly my friends and some people online that I know would like a good joke and not be extremely serious about it. I then thought that maybe many people from all over the world would like it. So I posted it. I had no idea people wanted to kill me, my dog and its puppies after I posted that thing. Good lord people get a grip man! :P It would be like telling a joke and saying..."Here is the punch line" now on with the actually build up of the joke. Smile once you might actually like it. :) I'd say that 80% liked it and thought it was funny and the other 20% thought it was dumb, stupid, retarded and I should be ashamed. Hmmm. I guess this card fooled them. :)

3. "Why post it on any forum?"

Again, how could I reach the world to "maybe" help them smile about something that made me smile just by the sheer looks of it. Even if you had NO IDEA what the card was, its friggen funny looking. :) So I wanted to share it to many people. I posted on about 6 forums and 2 got taken down because some (About 25%) people found it offensive and such and did not even think for a second that it might actually be funny. People are to uptight and the graphics world is not a funny, laughing matter kind of world. If it gets like that for me Ill stop computers all together. Fresh air and a smile that this review might bring is worth it in the end it just blind sided me with probably 20% of the people getting mad about it. Unreal really.

4. "Why are you trying to build your site traffic"

I'm not. I have stuff that people look at then leave. Thats how it is. I have NO banners, Ads, Free stuff, Buy stuff, Click to support, Click to add, Click to set homepage, click this click that, click if your happy, click if you want to send me money, click here if you think britney is hot or nothen. I have no reason to just build traffic. My site is for information only and has "always" been since back when I started it in April of 2003. Since then I have nearly had 1 Million hits. Which quite honestly I was blown away. Of course I know those hits consist of Picture hits also but still its very awesome to me that someone from many different countries would even want to look at that stuff.

5. "How do we know what is real on your site and what is not?"

Well you have to be smarter than Cloth for starters. jk btw so don't get offended. :) There are only the video card review that is not real. The rest is real stuff. Oh of course the Robot does not walk, talk, bring you biscuits and gravy or have a woman's voice. The Overclocked RC card with the big Pentium3 heat sink and case fan that is held by scotch tape is not real either. Other than that the rest of the stuff I have done is real and does/did work. I post that stuff from what I read from other sites and then I do it and want to share my experience also. So if you see something overclocked/modded or something that doesnt have scotch tape, a robot face or a Fisyfious BySyferoan (I had to look at my spelling on that one again), then you can probably figure its real. :) My stuff is 90% informational with some stuff that might make someone smile or even laugh.

One thing that was brought up and that is most people rarely ever just read stuff and go by what they see. Which is why allot of people got fooled in the first place. Sometimes if its just out there, read it and see if they say anything at the end. Truth is, I do the exact same thing. I look at something and then preach it as truth. IF its feasible that is. Its so easy to do. Just don't get mad when you find out that after you had your orgasm that what you read was fake. :) hehe

I want to sincerely apologize to the ones that really did get offended though. My intension's were NOT to upset anyone at all in any way shape or form. Sorry.

This was posted on Tomshardware site so people might not get so rough on the fact that sometimes new and exciting hardware can be funny and help you make it through the day. :) I'll have to mod my 7900GTX to make up for it but its already fast so until then, enjoy the Fake Review/Benchmarks/Pictures.

JJMAN
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